Wherever you are is always the right place. There is never a need to fix anything, to hitch up the bootstraps of the soul and start at some higher place. Start right where you are.
—Julia Cameron (via thehealthyeverythingtarian)
(via xisforxmen)
You are very important, but only to certain people. Make sure you identify them correctly.
—John Pavlus (via cleversimon)
When you’re confronted by a werewolf—now this is important—you need to immediately get out of your car and run out into the open.
—Mike Nelson, MST3K “Werewolf” (via vanessacsketch)
(via wilwheaton)
Rosenbaum’s Rule
“The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.”
- Jack Rosenbaum
Hippocrates’ second law
“Life is short, the art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgement difficult.”
- Hippocrates
The confusing thing about falling in love is that the symptoms of falling in love, lightheadedness, giddiness, are very similar to those of carbon monoxide poisoning. I’m not sure whether I’m in love or the flue’s blocked.
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Sean Lock (via alyisacunt)
mathcat345: The next time you think you’re in love, check the flue first.
The mathcat345 rule
(Source: oddspeak, via mathcat345)
